SIMPSON & MARWICK ×  SOMETHINGCOOL

Simpson & Marwick × SOMETHINGCOOL · The offer

What’s the one thing that, if it were fixed, would win the most new instructions?

The name is already won — 140 years, £2bn+ in sales since 2016, some of Scotland’s most remarkable homes. Yet every one of them reaches buyers through portals you rent, and a brand this size speaks to about two thousand people on social. The reputation is prime; the shop window is nearly invisible. Tell me where the growth is stuck, and I’ll build the system that removes it — fast, with the latest AI. Then I stay in your corner. One monthly fee, always-on.

How it works

Three steps.

Step 01

You name it

You already know the single biggest thing holding growth back — more instructions, quieter off-market sales, a feed worth the brand. You name it; I don’t have to guess.

Step 02

I build the engine

I invent the fix and build it with the latest AI — a custom system that removes that constraint. The HQ you just saw is one built this way.

Step 03

Everything points to it

Your website, socials and brand get upgraded to drive prime-property owners straight into the new system — and into appraisal requests.

Why me

This isn’t automation. It’s a rare knack for solving business problems creatively — married to the latest AI. A year’s progress in a week.

Proof: I built it on myself first — 100K+ followers and millions of views a month, £0 on ads, all organic.

No two builds are ever the same. Yours was invented for Simpson & Marwick — the site, the HQ and the offer you’re reading now were all made this way, before you’d paid a penny.

The offer

One simple monthly fee.
Three ways in.

The retainer is the product — always-on, not a one-off. Pick the level that fits; move between them whenever you like.

The Surface £500/mo

The layer everyone sees: brand, site & social, done properly.

Most take this The System £2,500/mo

The full three steps: your #1 constraint removed, a custom engine built, everything aligned to it. Upgraded as AI moves.

Enterprise £10k+/mo

Bigger or more complex, quoted bespoke.

What happens next

Simple, and low-risk.

  • Every week

    We meet, then I build. A working session weekly — we decide the move together, and I go build it.

  • The commitment

    Three months to start, then rolling monthly. Cancel anytime after. You stay because it’s working.

  • Zero risk

    The first 90 days are refundable. If it isn’t doing real work for you, full refund.

Ready when you are

Keep the heritage. Gain the reach.

Tell me the one thing — book a short chat and we’ll talk it through. No forms, no follow-up sequence.